According to Moonalice legend, today is Yoda's birthday. The Star Wars movies provide no information about Yoda's origin, but once again the Moonalice legend comes to the rescue. It turns out that Yoda may have been born right here in Union Square on the fourth of May of a year that pre-dates the founding of San Francisco. Yoda's family was in the Yerba Buena business, growing a strain of indica so powerful that it messed up the syntax of anyone who smoked it, accounting for the object-subject-verb syntax for which justifiably famous Yoda is. It's an auspicious day, and we encourage you to honor Yoda when you acknowledge the date. All you have to do is say the words, May the Fourth be with you!